This just in....in seperate incidents, the National Indoor Stadium had to be evacuated Thursday; what was at first thought to be an unprovoked chemical warfare attack turned out to be the soiled Pull-Up of Chinese gymnast Yuyuan Chiang. Visitors to the stadium were later readmitted after a Chinese gymnastics team trainer changed the soiled garment. Later, Chaing's teammate, Yang Milin, reportedly asked the Italian judge to "hold her binkie" while she completed her routine on the uneven parallel bars. Chinese government officials remain adamant that all their gymnasts are at least 16 years of age. Unh huh. None the less, the Olympics still excite me. Go Michael Phelps! It would be nice if Phelps and his Bulldog were staying in Ann Arbor after the games, but apparently he told his mom he's coming home to Baltimore.