Conversations you'll never hear:
"My liege, the reading test scores of the children in the kingdom are down! And to make matters worse, the people from Korean town are fighting with the Croatian villagers, and the Diplomatic Team is broken down on the side of the road somewhere! Whatever will we do?!"
"So, let me get this straight; to put all this right, we'd need a teacher who spoke Korean AND Croatian, AND can work on cars?! Would you like this super-hero to fly, too?!"
And I woke up when the phone rang..........anyway, my cape's still at the cleaners in Detroit. I never claimed things weren't going to get strange. I am down the rabbit hole, remember?!