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• 2009 Best 368 Colleges Rankings
  The new 2009 Best 368 Colleges are:
  You'll find all of the colleges profiled in The new 2009 "Best 368 Colleges" listed below. Not all of the colleges profiled in The new 2009 "Best 368 Colleges" appear on our 62 ranking lists, however. If you want to research any schools that aren't on any of our lists, you'll find this especially helpful.
  AAgnes Scott College Albion College Alfred University Allegheny College American University Amherst College Arizona State University at the Tempe campus Auburn University Austin College
• BBabson College Bard College Barnard College Bates College Baylor University Bellarmine University Beloit College Bennington College Bentley College Berea College Birmingham-Southern College Boston College Boston University Bowdoin College Bradley University Brandeis University Brigham Young University (UT) Brown University Bryant University Bryn Mawr College Bucknell University
• CCalifornia Institute of Technology California State University Stanislaus Calvin College Carleton College Carnegie Mellon University Case Western Reserve University Catawba College Centenary College of Louisiana Centre College Chapman University City University of New York--Baruch College City University of New York--Brooklyn College City University of New York--Hunter College City University of New York--Queens College Claremont McKenna College Clark University Clarkson Univeristy Clemson University Coe College Colby College Colgate University College of Charleston College of the Atlantic College of the Holy Cross College of the Ozarks College of William and Mary Colorado College Colorado State University Columbia University Connecticut College Cornell College Cornell University Creighton University
• DDartmouth College Davidson College Deep Springs College Denison University DePaul University DePauw University Dickinson College Drew University Drexel University Duke University Duquesne University
• EEckerd College Elon University Emerson College Emory University Eugene Lang College
• FFairfield Univeristy Fisk University Flagler College Florida Southern College Florida State University Fordham University Franklin & Marshall College Franklin W. Olin College of Engineering Furman University
• GGeorge Mason University Georgetown University Georgia Institute of Technology Gettysburg College Gonzaga University Goucher College Grinnell College Grove City College Guilford College Gustavus Adolphus College
• HHamilton College Hampden-Sydney College Hampshire College Hampton University Hanover College Harvard College Harvey Mudd College Haverford College Hendrix College Hillsdale College Hiram College Hobart and William Smith Colleges Hofstra University Hollins University Howard University
• IIllinois Institute of Technology Illinois Wesleyan University Indiana University of Pennsylvania Indiana University--Bloomington Iowa State University Ithaca College
• JJames Madison University Johns Hopkins University Juniata College
• KKalamazoo College Kansas State University Kenyon College Knox College
• LLafayette College Lake Forest College Lawrence University Lehigh University Lewis & Clark College Louisiana State University--Baton Rouge Loyola College in Maryland Loyola Marymount University Loyola University New Orleans Loyola University of Chicago Lynchburg College
• MMacalester College Manhattanville College Marist College Marlboro College Marquette University Massachusetts Institute of Technology McGill University Mercer University Miami University Michigan State University Michigan Technological University Middlebury College Mills College Millsaps College Missouri University of Science and Technology (formerly University of Missouri--Rolla) Monmouth University (NJ) Montana Tech of the Univ. of Montana Moravian College Mount Holyoke College Muhlenberg College
• NNazareth College New College of Florida New Jersey Institute of Technology New Mexico Institute of Mining & Technology New York University North Carolina State University Northeastern University Northwestern University
• OOberlin College Occidental College Oglethorpe University Ohio Northern University Ohio University--Athens Ohio Wesleyan University
• PPennsylvania State University--University Park Pepperdine University Pitzer College Pomona College Prescott College Princeton University Providence College Purdue University--West Lafayette
• Q Quinnipiac University
• R Randolph College Randolph-Macon College Reed College Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Rhodes College Rice University Rider University Ripon College Rochester Institute of Technology Rollins College Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey--New Brunswick
• SSacred Heart University Saint Louis University Saint Mary's College (CA) Saint Michael's College Salisbury University Samford University Santa Clara University Sarah Lawrence College Scripps College Seattle University Seton Hall University Sewanee--The University of the South Siena College Simmons College Simon's Rock College of Bard Skidmore College Smith College Sonoma State University Southern Methodist University Southwestern University Spelman College St. Anselm College St. Bonaventure University St. John's College (MD) St. John's College (NM) St. John's University--Queens St. Lawrence University St. Mary's College of Maryland St. Olaf College Stanford University State University of New York at Albany State University of New York at Geneseo State University of New York--Binghamton University State University of New York--Purchase College State University of New York--Stony Brook University State University of New York--University at Buffalo Stephens College Stevens Institute of Technology Suffolk University Susquehanna University Swarthmore College Sweet Briar College Syracuse University
• TTemple University Texas A&M University--College Station Texas Christian University The Catholic University of America The College of Idaho The College of New Jersey The College of Wooster The Cooper Union for the Advancement of Science and Art The Evergreen State College The George Washington University The Ohio State University--Columbus The University of Alabama--Tuscaloosa The University of Montana The University of North Carolina at Asheville The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill The University of North Carolina at Greensboro The University of South Dakota The University of Texas at Austin The University of Tulsa Thomas Aquinas College Transylvania University Trinity College (CT) Trinity University Truman State University Tufts University Tulane University Tuskegee University
• UUnion College (NY) United States Air Force Academy United States Coast Guard Academy United States Merchant Marine Academy United States Military Academy United States Naval Academy University of Alabama at Birmingham University of Arizona University of Arkansas--Fayetteville University of California--Berkeley University of California--Davis University of California--Los Angeles University of California--Riverside University of California--San Diego University of California--Santa Barbara University of California--Santa Cruz University of Central Florida University of Chicago University of Cincinnati University of Colorado--Boulder University of Connecticut University of Dallas University of Dayton University of Delaware University of Denver University of Florida University of Georgia University of Idaho University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign University of Iowa University of Kansas University of Kentucky University of Louisiana at Lafayette University of Maine University of Mary Washington University of Maryland, Baltimore CountyUniversity of Maryland, College Park University of Massachusetts Amherst University of Miami University of Michigan--Ann Arbor University of Minnesota--Twin Cities University of Mississippi University of Nebraska--Lincoln University of New Hampshire University of New Mexico University of New Orleans University of North Dakota University of Notre Dame University of Oklahoma University of Oregon University of Pennsylvania University of Pittsburgh--Pittsburgh Campus University of Puget Sound University of Redlands University of Rhode Island University of Richmond University of San Diego University of San Francisco University of Scranton University of South Carolina--Columbia University of South Florida University of Southern California University of Tennessee University of the Pacific University of Toronto University of Utah University of Vermont University of Virginia University of Washington University of Wisconsin--Madison University of Wyoming Ursinus College
• VValparaiso University Vanderbilt University Vassar College Villanova University Virginia Tech
• WWabash College Wagner College Wake Forest University Warren Wilson College Washington & Jefferson College Washington College Washington State University Washington University in St. Louis Webb Institute Wellesley College Wells College Wesleyan College Wesleyan University West Virginia University Westminster College (PA) Westminster College of Salt Lake City Wheaton College (IL) Wheaton College (MA) Whitman College Whittier College Willamette University William Jewell College Williams College Wittenberg University Wofford College Worcester Polytechnic Institute
• XXavier University (OH) Xavier University of Louisiana
• YYale University

On a completely different subject, I've seen a lot of the new drug commercials on TV, which of course, sound great in their advances, until they get around to listing the side effects. Then it gets creepy. I saw an ad for a drug for post-menopausal women, I forget exactly what it was about, but the whole commercial was nicely packaged, until they got around to saying, "in rare cases, sudden death has occured while taking this medication." Sh*t, that'd be a deal-breaker to me! And then there's the prostate medicine for men, which proclaims "women should not take or handle (this medication,) because of the risk of certain birth defects." Yow.

The psych medicines at least warn you that if you're under a certain age, you shouldn't take antidepressants, especially. I pondered the thought of Denis Leary being the spokesperson for an anti-depressant medication; can'tcha just see that one?

"Hi, I'm Denis Leary, here to talk to you today about depression. Sure, you can pull yourself out of it, you can take more pills than you should, or you can just deal with it, and forget it like I do. Yeah, okay, I smoke a lot and drink more Jack Daniels than some of you f*&^kers would consider prudent, but it works for me, okay? If you really are prone to wanting to see a doctor, and up to take more pills, try Phelinup. I'm sure it's great stuff.

I gotta tell you though, because they said I have to, you shouldn't take Phelinup if you're under 18, although if you're under 18, you should should try just getting out, and getting laid, like you're supposed to as a teenager. Forget all that teen-angst crap; it's bulls**t compared to what you're gonna face in the real world, so let your parents get a buzz now and then. If you take Phelinup, and your mood doesn't change, or you have unusual thoughts of suicide, GOOD! MAYBE THE WORLD REALLY IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU, YA WHINY-A**ED LITTLE BI*CH! I'LL EVEN LETCHA BORROW MY FU**IN' GUN, although you gotta pull the trigger, I ain't gettin' that deep into it.

So try Phelinup as pills go, how bad could it be?!"