Forgive me if I seem ugly today, but I want:

• To turn on the radio, and hear The Ramones "Rock and Roll Radio," Springsteen's "Thunder Road," or something I recognize.
• To realize that if someone misspells a word, or uses it incorrectly, they really ARE just a moron, and not trying to use English.
• To spot someone in a Rolling Stones T-Shirt, and really think they might be a fan. (And that they don't just have a nephew in Seoul who's a t-shirt printer.)
• To see a woman in an unforgivable pastel Melon-colored dress who doesn't believe herself to be the height of fashion.
• To not have to talk to people through the persistent odor of Gimchi and Soju on their breath.
• A steak. A big one. Cooked medium, with a side of onion rings.
• A clothes dryer. And a shower stall.
• To walk in my apartment with my shoes on, and not think I'm offending some unseen person.
• To talk to someone, or read a sign, and not have to think about the meaning.
• To drink ice water, if I choose, and not have to worry about boiling it first.
• To see a parent actually using a safety seat when they put their child in the car.
• To see ALL the traffic stop for a red light, and at least look before proceeding.
• MY ADDERALL XR, YOU F*&$%&ERs!!!!! Just gimme my 30mgs, and nobody gets hurt. Least of all, me.

Is that so hard?! I didn't think so either. And maybe it is just the weather getting to me. But it's my Planet, so to speak, my rules, my b*&ch list. I could go on, ad nauseam, but I've probably caused enough sickness as is. I gotta stay healthy, we won't mention the health care.......