Minor notes from down the rabbit hole here. One of my middle schoolers, Ella, who is probably 15, and about as Dolce Vita as any Korean female I've yet witnessed, had appropriated the hand fan of one of her friends, took it in one hand, and proceeded to fan with a full-arm swing, creating a breeze I could feel standing probably five feet away. I commented about getting a fan that required two hands and renting her out for use in a wind tunnel, and she just laughed. Then when she sat down, she pointed the fan directly at her face, and started fanning herself with the same intensity. The eyes glazed over and crossed for a second, the tongue dropped out a little.....the countenance wouldn't have been out of place on a dazed cat. I laughed hysterically, and she laughed along, once again.
In the "Phrases you pray you'd never have to utter" category, I give you, "Sharon, don't put Kevin in a headlock!" Nuff said, truly.