Nothing particularly new here, but will someone please tell me how the perpetually lampoonable Detroit Tigers managed to amass a 76-36 record in 2006?! The one year, perhaps, in I-can't-remember-how-long that the Tigers are touted as winners, and where am I? On the other side of the world, with a job to do! (Not that that's bad, but something in the Tigers actually winning is just......just......hell, I don't know.) Well, I can only hope that if they DO manage to go all the way, I can catch at least a game or two of the World Series on Xsports, the only place on the tube in Korea to find anything like sports I recognize.Bloody hell.
And dare I mention Paris Hilton's much-ballyhooed vow not to have sex for a year?! Yeah, and?! She doesn't have sex for a year, and it makes the friggin headlines; I don't, and I just have a job to do! Somebody tell me where the justice is in that. On the bright side, Jay Leno has never speared me publicly, either, so I guess it's not all bad. There are times I think the world's water supply needs to be spiked with a good, strong anti-psychotic, and the contraindications be damned.